eosthetic:

always say thank you to the bus driver and the crossing guard and the cashier and the person holding the door for you this is crucial

prayzer:

did anyone ever tell the Backstreet Boys why

  • Me: Who's a good boy?
  • Dog: ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
  • Me: YOU'RE A GOOD BOY!
  • Dog: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

castielsteenwolf:

How to do sex:

  • Put the lime in the coconut
  • shake it all up

meloetta:

girl: hey i need advice about my boyfr-

me: dump him

comakid:

i wanna sleepy kiss someone til we fall asleep 

happiest:

them nights when you wish someone was just laid next to you cuddling you or just fucking the shit out of you

Be gentle with yourself. You’re doing the best you can.
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